Overcome with nesting syndrome and the lesbian urge to merge, Jackie gives lesbian speed dating a shot. The evening takes an unexpected turn when she runs into her former online conquest, Ashley, who has little more than closure on her mind. What follows is a mix of gore and hilarity, because what is horror without a few laughs? Will Kyle, the local douche, or Regina, Jackie's pun-tastic neighbour, come to her rescue? But more importantly, will Jackie survive her ... "Lesbian Speed Date From Hell!"?